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The White Housery

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'My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician.
And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.''

—Harry S. Truman

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"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month"

—Theodore Roosevelt

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We're not going anywhere fast

10% sold

Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $1000 each. Yes, we hand-deliver the checks to your house.

20% sold

The White Housery merch drop. Collection holders get a discounted rate and two members get a free hoodie (no, not to share; one each).

30% sold

Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $2000 each

40% sold

Golden President Drop: 10 White Housery collection holders will have a rare golden-draped President deposited into their wallet at no cost.

50% sold

Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $3000 each

60% sold

Date for the first exclusive White Housery event is set (ideally Presidents Day - 3rd Monday of February, 202?). Members begin the voting process on special guests to invite.

70% sold

Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $4000 each

80% sold

White Housery Humbug drop: a 24/7 radio of lyric-less music developed by no-name musicians just tryna make it.

90% sold

Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $5000 each

100% sold

The White Housery purchases the White House...in the metaverse, giving exclusive access to collection holders. Think the dark web but it's legal and virtual real estate.

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