The White Housery
'My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician.
And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.''
—Harry S. Truman
"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month"
—Theodore Roosevelt
Project Timeline
We're not going anywhere fast
10% sold
Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $1000 each. Yes, we hand-deliver the checks to your house.
20% sold
The White Housery merch drop. Collection holders get a discounted rate and two members get a free hoodie (no, not to share; one each).
30% sold
Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $2000 each
40% sold
Golden President Drop: 10 White Housery collection holders will have a rare golden-draped President deposited into their wallet at no cost.
50% sold
Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $3000 each
60% sold
Date for the first exclusive White Housery event is set (ideally Presidents Day - 3rd Monday of February, 202?). Members begin the voting process on special guests to invite.
70% sold
Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $4000 each
80% sold
White Housery Humbug drop: a 24/7 radio of lyric-less music developed by no-name musicians just tryna make it.
90% sold
Two White Housery collection holders will be selected at random and given $5000 each
100% sold
The White Housery purchases the White House...in the metaverse, giving exclusive access to collection holders. Think the dark web but it's legal and virtual real estate.